Is that a white residue better known for lining the nostrils of Hollywood's biggest partiers? Or are we just jerks?

Our console-by-console march continues with the original Playstation, or PSX, as those of us in the know call it. The X is because Playstation didn’t want to take the name of its white slave masters as its own.

What happens when a dorky white guy takes a chickenhead out on a date? Let's watch and see!!

It's like magic shoes for the white and rhythmless! Don't leave home without it!

The cake got 5 full pages, but the rest of the wedding album featured the bride and groom: a tiny Japanese immigrant woman and her white, 350-lb. programmer husband.

I didn't even know WTF "ghost riding" *was* before I saw this. Now we know EXACTLY why it's so stupid.

Black people are different from white people. They also need different hair treatment.

…This should happen to all white guys that try to dance.

When walking on the sidewalk, some white people follow rule #32 in the White Guy Handbook.

This kid soooo wants to be a White Supremacist

Watch Britney Spears cry, talk about her white trash husband, and the fact that she's a horrible mom, all on The Today Show.

Watch Tom Cruise dance like a white man! Weeeeee!

Another case of white people trying to rap. Very sad.

No, Kate Moss did not snort a boatload of blow before filming this White Stripes music video. Or so we'd like to think.

Whoose Boobs is the internet’s #1 celebrity boob game. We show you three boobs and you have to tell us who they belong to.

Do you live in a trailer park? Do you drink the crappiest beers? Have sex with your sister? Well, maybe you’re Orthodox White Trash!!

Here's a sweet loving message from a happy white seal.