Ice Cube's wife Coco has a body that defies all logic. Behold, her white girl badonkadonk!!

I can't imagine the number of painstaking hours it took to set this Goldberg-esque contraption throughout this house. This guy obviously doesn't play MMORPGs.

AP: Curtis Allgier stole a gun from a corrections officer and shot him to death Monday, when the prisoner was at a doctor's appointment in the University of Utah medical center. He was later captured at an Arby's.

In the vein of the nerdy-popular retro-fitting craze, this guy converted his old NES system to house a DVD player. Then he made a video of it and shared it with the internets.

Seriously, Mom, you're getting lazy. How long before you can't wear those white pants any more?

This inspiring crystal meth commercial was made by the good people at Procter & Gamble for their new line of DIY house-cleaning drugs.

Michelle Trachtenberg posed with friends at a Halloween party last year... and DAMN! Now I want to French-kiss Snow White.

Call us cruel, but we love it when some jackass is screwing around and gets the short end of fate's stick. Especially when they're dumb white kids from the 'burbs and they're screwing around in their buddy's crappy Accord.

Britney was caught in a paparazzi mêlée on her way to the gym while she inexplicably sported a white towel wrapped on her face. Why in the world would she be wearing said towel in such a fashion? To pretend she's Santa Claus, that's why, Silly!

White people are always keeping the black man down.

Britney Spears put on a secret show at the House of Blues San Diego last night, under the fake group name "The M&Ms." Apparently she lip-sync'd and gave a lap dance. But no one put money in her thong!

American Idol Sanjaya has a white mom – and she got busted for weed!

This was one of our favorite sessions yet as we actually had an accordion player in the house! Kate Havnevik is all over the place right now and we were psyched that she was nice enough to come by our studios a couple of weeks ago. One thing is for sure. The girl can sing. Keep an eye out for another song in a couple of weeks…

This adorable Cambodian boy rides his pet python around the house! Unbelievable and cute! *Check out the end!*

90% of these girls live in Orange County.

Legally we can't say WHAT that white-ish substance that Nicole appears to be snorting, but I'm calling it out as chaz.

Is that a white residue better known for lining the nostrils of Hollywood's biggest partiers? Or are we just jerks?

Our console-by-console march continues with the original Playstation, or PSX, as those of us in the know call it. The X is because Playstation didn’t want to take the name of its white slave masters as its own.

What happens when a dorky white guy takes a chickenhead out on a date? Let's watch and see!!

When the stretch Limo Corvette showed up in front of Paul's house, he knew for certain that Prom '88 would best the BEST PROM EVER!!!