PHOTOS
It looks like Jessica Simpson might have gained some weight now that nobody really cares about her anymore. Unless she's just pregnant, which will make us care about her even less.
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9/10/2008
VIDEOS
Barack Obama better watch out. John McCain will break his face with his muscles.
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9/2/2008
GAMES
Lindsay Lohan snorted all her cocaine yesterday and she needs your help to make her lose weight.
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7/11/2008
VIDEOS
Clearly this guy is just fed up with pulling all the weight in a communist society or something, (It's Just Not Fair!).
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6/4/2008
VIDEOS
These workout videos will help you get in shape -- in shape to kill whoever produced these things.
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4/4/2008
PHOTOS
Britney's secret to weight loss is apparently time travel which raises the very real possibility of an alternate 2003 being created where she never meets K-Fed.
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4/2/2008
PHOTOS
When are these fat asses going to get it through their fat heads? Lose the weight or you'll never be pretty enough!
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11/20/2007
PHOTOS
Wow, we don't want to be mean or anything, but this fat ass really needs to lose some weight.
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11/15/2007
PHOTOS
In 1988 a 1gb storage device weight 45 lbs, but in this day and age you can shove it up your hoo-ha to avoid customs.
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9/28/2007
PHOTOS
This guy is so proud of all the weight he's lost, that he gladly suffocates passers-by with his massive stomach skin. Tuck THAT!
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7/10/2007