Elmo is back with some exciting ways to lose weight. Whether you’re trying to lose ten pounds or a billion pounds, Elmo will show you the way!

Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, Tara Reid and Jessica Simpson are not just a bunch of sluts – they’re a bunch of sluts on popsicle sticks! In this episode, watch them as they’re about to die in an elevator!

Nick is practically suicidal over Jessica Simpson – he’s gonna slit his wrists, then write a horrible song about it. Can you save him?

Philip Norris gives you the inside scoop on Lindsay, Paris and the fat sweaty guy no one likes!

Who ever said college was just about getting a degree?

These boobs didn’t finish college, so they got jobs at the boob factory.

What if the 10 Commandments movie were a teen flick?

Traffic reporters know traffic and they know how to look like asshats.

A hilarious slip-of-the-tongue from a news broadcast about a man climbing Mount Everest.

You’ve read the Da Vinci Code and thought you knew the truth. But you don't! We show you the REAL truth!

Watch this kid almost die. Hilarious!

Watch clips off Paula Abdul acting like a complete drunkard! Yeah!

This dude will touch your soul and then your package.

These boobs can sing the anthem in any language they like.

We're not sure you want to buy this Super Soaker for your kids.

See pacman shoot heroin. Nothing is more exciting and disturbing!

A live action Pac-Man movie, set in the City of Ugly Video Making.

Watch Tom Cruise dance like a white man! Weeeeee!

Everybody’s favorite celebrity sluts are back for another round of slutiness. This time Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, Tara Reid and Jessica Simpson talk about the latest gossip on their cellphones!

Ghetto Stiletto is taking the fashion world by storm (we lie!). In this episode, Elmo shows you how to recycle bad fashion.