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Makes any pool that much cooler.
Amazing, the laws of physics can look so beautiful.
Absolutely amazing.
Well, it's happened again. You've blasted through another year and suddenly it's Thanksgiving again. We do a big Thanksgiving down here. It's a good holiday for a diverse crowd, since it's secular and you don't really need to explain much, even to people who have never heard of it. Have a big feast, open a few bottles of wine. Everybody "gets it". And holidays that center around cooking are big in Hell, since heat is easy to come by in a lake of fire that burns hotter than the hottest earthly flame.
I'm hosting this year like I always do. It used to be a real treat for everyone to come to my place, since I lived in the most exclusive neighborhood in all of Hell. Guests would make jokes like "What's the cover charge going to be?" But while my neighborhood was nice when I moved in, it's pretty shitty now. One of the hazards of eternity, I guess, unless you want to move every hundred years. Now the place is really run down and all the businesses have left. I knew we'd hit the skids when I drove by a Souplantation with my neighbor Ron and he said, without irony, "It would be really cool if we could get one of those". It's come to that. Now people make jokes like "Yeah, we'll be there, just let me get my flak jacket out of the attic".
Little Rock, Arkansas – When Michelle Duggar’s vagina overheard a conversation about a “due date” for “Number 19, Jesus-Jaylyn”, the vagina, known locally as “Stretch” reportedly suffered a massive panic attack.
This is the eighteenth known attack the vagina has suffered, and sources close to situation say the vagina was seen being carried away on a stretcher screaming expletives at Mr. Duggar. The source went on to say that the vagina was so agitated that it most certainly would have been waving its arms in the air, if it had been able to grow arms.
When contacted, a hospital representative would only say that the vagina was resting comfortably after being denied a transfer to a different body.
Kate Beckinsale is a Roller Girl
The "Pharaoh's Tomb" takes a stab at recreating a famous Anna Karina scene from the French New Wave.
Kate Beckinsale Goes French New Wave
She is a child of Marx and Coca-Cola...and she looks really hot in knee-high socks.
Starbucks Eats Children
Ocean waves, salt and magic somehow combined to unleash a massive wave of foam on an Australian beach. Completely unrelated, Hollywood plans new movie, "The Foam".
Surfing Glaciers
Want to know who is not upset about global warming? Surfers! They get great waves from the falling glaciers.
The Articulate Surfer
"Heady gnarly radical waves were like totally catching my bodacious board brah." This surfer will help legitamize the sport of surfing.
Madonna's Nip Slip
Madonna spent the day at the beach frolicking in the waves and giving the paparazzi a free show. Nothing better than aged leather.
Salt Soundwaves
What happens when you pour salt on a speaker, and change the frequency? You can visualize the sound waves! Science is awesome!
Surfing with Dynamite
Kids, don't try this at home! But yes, dynamite WILL make surfable waves in a body of water. AWESOME!
Freaky Sour Patch Kids
This commercial is part of a new wave of super-freaky, anthropomorphic tv ads, that seem especially popular for cany companies. But we don't know what anthropomorphic means.