This guy demonstrates how it's possible to have goldfish living in water below the oil in a deep fryer. Oh those wacky Japanese!!

In Japan, everything is possible. Goldfish living in cool water below the floating oil of a deep-fryer.

"Illegal Aliens" is as big of a B-movie as you can get. And Chyna Doll's performance is worthy of a John Waters film!

Lindsay was accused of driving drunk by a paparazzi outside a club in NYC recently. EVERYBODY knows she only drinks water! Duh!

Kids, don't try this at home! But yes, dynamite WILL make surfable waves in a body of water. AWESOME!

Turn your bath water into slime! Awesome and weird, but great for siblings that bathe together!

Wow. Good job, Anne. That really blows any and every nip slip out of the water.

When you mix corn starch with water, it creates a non-newtonian liquid – a sort-of liquid, sort-of solid substance that has amazing properties! Watch these two "walk on water!"

Just fill them with water and goldfish and you've got the pimpingest wheels on the road.

Water merely distresses Whitney; if you get Bobby Brown wet, however, he turns into a gremlin.

Okay it's just a puppy. But he's napping on a water bottle and it's so freakin' cute I just crapped my pants.

What happens when you're at the mall with your dog and some lady keeps spraying people's legs with water? Let's find out!!

Aquatic dancers are always tryin' to cop a feel.

Woman needs help to get wallet out of the water, watch out!

While running in the forest, always be weary of booby traps.

We never knew that Holy Water could be used as a weapon, and that priests really know how to lay the smack down.

Watch people fall into a water bed. We're hoping one of those beds is filled with urine.

Watch what happens when somebody drops a giant water balloon on a port-o-potty.