You don't have to see this girl's face; it's busted. Instead, look at the ocean...the beach...that dude with the towel on his head. If you like, you can also look at Shauna's boobs.

What’s the best thing about summer? Hint: They’re awesome and they barely cover hot girls’ junk.

If you have to wear a bathing suit this summer, make sure you have boobs.

If that thing fell into the water there would be a tsunami that would destroy the world.

The Youngest Preacher in the world speaks in tongues and can turn water in apple sauce!

How is Suzanne Summers' crotch not mummified by now? Isn't she like 300-years-old yet?

Reality TV is a lot like summer camp without the friendships.

Dating her would probably cost more than keeping a Hummer fueled for the summer, hummers all cost the same, car or otherwise.

Happiness is a warm summer boob. Guess what song that’s from…kinda.

Coming this summer prepare for The Pope to hand you your ass!

What happens when two of your coworkers discuss Britney Spears by the water cooler!?!

What happens when two ladies from the office meet by the water cooler to discuss gossip?

10,000 frames per second is the way to live.

Daniel Plainview would be the second best Food Network host behind Marc Summers.

King Fahd's fountain in Saudi Arabia shoots water higher than any other fountain in the world. Desert + lack of water = perfect place for water waste.

Get your head out of the gutter, fricking perverts. Its obviously nothing more than a huge penis.

A coal worker in China takes a bath after a long day in the mines. Sorry Ling Po, no amount of water will shake off the black lung.

Jesus could walk on water, so what? We have yet to see a picture of Jesus performing any miracles while rocking a cool pair of board shorts.

Gisele is selling shoes or some shiz and this new ad is meant to catch your attention. One question, water is transparent, why can't we see the gooch?

Nothing is as priceless as filming an child's impending doom. The pan over to the slide proves the cameraman is a heartless bastard.