Ladies and Gentleman, because we're a bit retarded and love a good throwback to the days when creating games that inflicted imaginary harm upon celebrities were not only frowned upon, BUT ALSO CELEBRATED (!), we have for you: Kill The Kardashians. For those of you who believe that this game is crass, wrong, disgusting and morally reprehensible: you are right. But you're also wrong, because we have no doubt - none in the world! - that you also believe Sponge Bob Square Pants is the reason your child is gay. Or something like that. Now to the offended, get back to work. For those of you who want to waste a little more of your company's time playing a fun game insteading of browsing Craigslist for bodies you can kidnap and keep in your closet, enjoy.
P.S. And yes, we still believe Kim Kardashian is one of the hottest woman in the world.
Halo Condoms
People who play Halo don't have sex… this is a waste of Bungie capital. As a stockholder, I say "Boo".
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Drunken Mini-Golf
There are a few rules to keep in mind when going drunken mini-golfing. Only I don't remember 'em 'cause I'm WASTED! Yeeah!!
Transforming is Hard
Liquid Generation's own Doc Manhattan gets a new Transformer toy, and wastes nearly 40 minutes of his life playing with it! Must see to believe! Er... be bored!
Eastern European Happy Slapper
Everyone knows Rusky Slovak commie meat-heads are a waste of vodka, but these two douches sucker-punch a guy's gal. They get theirs, though!
Bill Murray Drunk in New Orleans
Bill Murray was wasted at this New Orleans bar, and almost got into a fight – until some dude talked him down, and afterwards he bought everybody drinks! What a guy! AWESOME cellphone video!
Wasted Lindsay Falls into Car
A clearly wasted Lindsay Lohan was caught on tape as she exited a club this past weekend, drunkenly stumbling into her waiting ride. Thank god she's in the passenger seat this time!!
Paris is Wasted
Here's a surprise: Paris Hilton likes to get trashed with friends. And then she likes to take pictures of herself.
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Paula Abdul got wasted and then did and interview on live television. Brilliant!!!
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A new year approaches! Resolution number one: waste more time playing stupid internet games.
Paris Drunk Eye
Looks like Paris's wonky lazy eye gets kicked into overhaul when she's wasted! These are real before-and-after photos of her recent night out at Teddy's.
Paris Hilton T-Shirt
"I'm Paris Hilton and I can do whatever I want… including walking my wasted friend out of my house at 6am in clothes I lent her so she didn't have to do the Walk of Shame in front of all these papparazzi."
Who'd You Rather: Election Day!
Every vote counts in Who’d You Rather. Don’t bother to actually vote. It’s a waste of time. (We kid!)
Study Hard
School is back in session and you’re already wasting time on the internet. You never seemed like college material anyway.
Steve-O Loves To Drink
Jackass Steve O made an appearance on Adam Corolla's show. BTW, he was blitzed-to-the-tits wasted and had to be escorted off the set.
What Type of Drink Are You?
You get ass-wasted everyday. Don’t you think it’s time to see what drink you are?
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