If Michael Bay ran the military, there would never be any more wars.

Some awesome dorks sat around re-creating the Star Wars TIE fighters scene. And now we're making you watch too.

In theaters 12-25-07. Based on George Crile's book about the CIA's largest and most successful covert CIA operation, the arming of the Mujahedeen in Afghanistan. The covert ops were engineered by Charlie Wilson a charismatic, wheeler-dealer, liberal Texas congressman who teamed with a rogue CIA operative. The two manipulated Congress, the CIA and a host of foreign governments in order to assist the Afghan rebels in their fight against the Soviets in the 1980s. Many of the men armed by the CIA went on to become the Taliban's enforcers and Osama bin Laden's protectors.

She's wearing a unitard, she has an 80s perm, she's miming lazer blasts, and she is playing a completely tone deaf version of Star Wars!

In theaters 11-9-07. Robert Redford, Meryl Streep and Tom Cruise star in Lions For Lambs, a powerful and gripping story that digs behind the news, the politics and a nation divided to explore the human consequences of a complicated war.

In theaters 11-2-07. In 1970s America, a detective works to bring down the drug empire of Frank Lucas, a heroin kingpin from Manhattan, who is smuggling the drug into the country in the coffins of soldiers returning from the Vietnam War.

This is funny to Germans as a re-dub of the Death Star Conference Room arguing about marketing. It’s funny to us because it sounds funny.

This horrified little baby is yet another victim of a knitting-needle wielding Star Wars fan.

Our interview team invaded the Star Wars 30th Anniversary Celebration, to ask fans about Star Wars weddings, crazy costumes, and Anakin's cooter.

George Lucas got treated to Conan O'Brien's rehashing of some beloved Star Wars characters. We thought they were funny, George, how come YOU didn't??

When you're in another galaxy and there's a Wookie in the passenger's seat beside you, don't drive drunk!

These two guys won't stop warring until somebody loses a necktie.

"Return of the Jedi" returns to the small screen as an old-timey silent film. Slapstick-tastic!

The war between Donald Trump and Rosie "Chubs" O'Donnell is heating up. Watch Trump's response to Rosie's childish attack. An LG NEWS exclusive!

Watching stormtroopers perform the Star Wars theme song has always been a fantasy of mine. Finally, some 3D artist has made this fantasy a reality.

Save your files with the nerdiest thumb drives evar!

It's the second episode of Booth Babes! This week's host talks Gears of War and Guitar Hero II. Plus, she plays Dance Dance Revolution! Don't you love us for making this?

"The Art of War"? This is totally a fake photo!

Since the beginning of time, an epic battle has raged throughout the world. It has many names: Geeks vs. Jocks, Star Athletes vs. Star Wars Collectors, Muscular Bros vs. Tech CEO’s. Now you will officially know which side of the fence you’re on.

Stephen Colbert in an epic battle with an internet fan favorite. Who will win?