We'd love to skateboard on this if only to a rim job of the rails on a half pipe. (wait...we're trying to talk Sk8r. Did that make any sense?)

Be careful what comes through your kitchen door.

It's always hilarious when a sitting president makes fun of retarded people. Oh wait, not it isn't.

Some celebrities will do anything to get in the spotlight, including Shrek. Yes, it’s the sex tape you’ve all been waiting for – The Shrek Sex Tape.

It’s the video you’ve all been waiting for: The Britney Spears Sex Tape. Liquid Generation’s got the exclusive footage that nobody else has. Don’t you feel lucky? It’s sexy time!

You think Batman was rich before, wait until he rakes in all of this box office money!

Lindsay, we've already seen your crotch. Let's see your boobs! Oh wait, we've already seen those, too.

Can't wait to see A Barack-work Orange.

Remember when everybody couldn't wait for her and her sister to turn 18? Yeah, that seems like it was a long time ago.

A TV station in North Carolina could not wait to show the highlights of the Duke game so they recreated the game using dolls. Reason #653 to hate Duke.

Do you want to wait months for the birth of Tom Cruise’s baby? Don’t worry, you can see all the action right here. Vaginal birth is cool!

Seriously nerds, thats the monster you've all been waiting for? You've been JJ'd.

When 1 minute is just too much time to wait, feel free to shoot yourself. No toast for you.

Victoria let some of her pit boob escape it's cold and frigid prison. It looks like a sack of fat… Oh wait…

Special attention should be paid to how quick the PA plays "I Believe I Can Fly", it's like he was waiting all season for this to happen.

"Look, my name may be Brown, but that doesn't mean I have to like it. Yeah, you sit over there…"

This English cat waits every morning for his owner to pick him up nearly a mile from the house. No one knows where he goes or why, but every morning he is waiting at the exact same place at 8 am.

How many of you that voted for him, still think you made the best choice? Wait… are those robot legs!!? AWESOME!

Wait a minute.. Who wants their teeth to get darker?

Pauly Shore has gotten fat! This girl must either be blind, dumb or under the assumption Pauly has money… wait.. Does he?