When art is combined with the dirty mind of a 5-year-old, amazing things are created.

This bad ass rides the pipes in his car. And the girlies love him for it.

The kids and their perceptions of sex these days.

The girl has a serious case of pancake ass. I mean, look at the way her mudflaps droop! Gross!

I'm the teacher -- trust me, you're going to want these classes.

That folding chair is trying to kill itself right now.

Crazy Santas, crazy kids, and crazy-ass girls dancing in Santa outfits. It’s all here in this video.

Badonkadonk! Dizzzammm!

Think you're tough? Your pansy-ass can't handle this unicycle!

This beer's for the "everyman" in every man! (As in, you're fat & gross, and you love T&A.)

She was just looking for change after we dropped a quarter down her crack.

Apparently some people were offended that "Jackass 2" had "ass" in the title, so they cleaned it up -- and now it's a porno!

Celebrate the Jewish high holy days with these kick-ass kosher boobies.

Your favorite tattooed LG staffer is back with a new edition of Ghetto Stiletto! This time Elmo goes behind the scenes at a Roller Derby bout where you can expect to see girls kicking the crap out of other girls, and lots and lots of hot, hipster ass.

I dunno if this kid is a midget or what, but he's one Indian ass-kicking machine!

Without his gun, the hunter gets his ass kicked.

Oh, grandma gets so silly when she's drunk on her ass. Too bad she's gonna die soon.

Check out this new "game" featuring porn star Jenna Jameson. It makes us want to buy Jenna Jameson porn.

This kid soooo wants to be a White Supremacist

On occasion, this little drummer man likes a nice big ass in his face.