Here it is - the only time you're ever going to watch the WNBA this year. And don't think these ladies can't kick your ass, because they can.

Remember the days when your ass was just used for crapping and farting?

Ashley Harkleroad was defeated in the first round 6-4, 6-3 by some French chick. Hairy armpits should never defeat Grade A American ass, this is will not be tolerated.

The Police Academy is a rough place nowadays.

The position of his hand shows he knows it's so wrong, but what you gonna do when Hulkamania runs wild on you?

Coming this summer prepare for The Pope to hand you your ass!

Kate Hudson is playing a homeless hooker Jedi space alien in her new film, finally a role she can really identify with.

Tom Brady is watching you young man, he's watching you like the Jets in Cover-2.

Her ass looks great and all but what we'd really like to know is if she has any thoughts on the sub prime mortgage crisis and its lasting effects on the national economy.

The Los Angeles Board of Health clearly graded Kelly's ass Grade A.

Thats no POW, that is a POA (piece of ass). Jessica Simpson visited the troops to raise........um, moral?

Dear Crappy Dude from Razorlight, your band sucks, you suck, do not spread your suck to Hermoine or Ron will kick your ass!

Cops need to be cool under pressure but casually crossing the street as a racecar buzzes your ass is beyond the call of duty.

They'd both kick the Cloverfield monster's ass.

Josh Duhamel got Fergalicious on the Black Eyed Pee! Scrigity scrigity scratch!

Jennifer Love Hewitt has back ordered 1000 of these. Get to it, STAT!

Just what Americans need, more reasons to sit on their ass and watch TV. Who wants cheese waffles!?

With all the nasty ass crap that lesbians are doing with each other these days, it's a surprise heterosexual men have not been phased out.

A Star Wars pit crew works Darth's kick ass race car.

This pacman tree has the power to swallow Christmas hole and spit out a kick ass holiday. Barring that Christmas doesn’t return from the blue state and kill Pac Man.