We have no idea why she's famous other than the fact that when you look at her it's like you're seeing an angel. An angel with a hot ass and really nice boobs.

Ass. It's curves he can believe in.

Perez Hitlon got his ass beat by one of Will.i.Am's (ANNOYING NAME, DUDE!) people at the MuchMusic Awards this past weekend. Later The Mighty Gay One made a video about what happened, which is where this picture came from. It's fun to see this dude cry, right?

We feel silly for using our own hands to wipe our ass all these years. If we knew the Comfort Wipe existed, our life would be so much more awesome and our hands would be a lot less smelly. And brown.

This is the extent of Bret Michael's injuries after a prop kicked his ass at the Tony's last week.

If you're going to dress up as Spider-Man, make sure you're as tough as Spider-Man and not a total douchenozzle.

Is Lindsay Lohan attractive anymore? It looks like the skin is melting off her body and she has the ass of an old man. And what's with her Calvin impression? It's just kinda gross.

Why do people have to sexualize things like the simple art of stuffing a bear's ass full of fluff?

Roll over the picture to find out who's sporting cottage cheese in their ass.

It seems like all the weight just goes to her boobs. And her face. And arms. Ass. Legs. Stomach. Jesus H. Christ, this girl's a hot mess.

Get it? Cause you can only see half her ass in the photo, and it doesn't look like she's trying very hard.

There's a little sagging and cottage cheese, but does it even matter?

In these troubled economic times, nothing beats these guys if you want to pay absolutely nothing for nothing service.

...unless you want your ass to be poked.

The United States Secret Service has kicked so much ass over the years. Here are the ways in which they've served our country.

This is still payback for Al Capone's vault.

Noel kinda deserved getting his ass kicked. Oasis has been ripping off The Beatles for too long! It's time to stand up to those English bastards!

Wow, soccer fans can actually kick some ass. However, soccer still sux balls.

Gymnastic Olympic Alicia Sacramone is not only really hot, she can kick your little ass.

Presidents get all the chicks.