This week Philip Norris gives you the lowdown on who to vote for in the upcoming election.

Barack is never going to give you up until you finally vote for him.

A nice little cat fight between two nobodies who are very jealous of each other. Our vote: Omarosa.

Why's it always gotta be one or the other with you Christina?

...or how America stoppped believing in democracy and started voting for the machines.

Your vote doesn’t really matter in this edition of WYR.

Vote for Phillip Norris in 2008! He has a plan to end the war, stop a recession, and start telling polish jokes again!

Does she get to vote twice with those things?

You should go out and vote today, as Ed Helms and McLovin show; it’s so simple even someone from Pleasantville could figure it out.

Yelling does not make something funny, even when that something is Mormon.

Chris Bosh requests your vote for the NBA All-Star Team. We reccommend writing him in on every other ballot you see in the coming months.

How many of you that voted for him, still think you made the best choice? Wait… are those robot legs!!? AWESOME!

The election season is heating up. Make sure you get out and vote for the candidate who will give you the most sexy time.

And she's worked at Hooters. That's reason enough to vote for him!

Her butt has my vote!

Let boob-merica be boob-merica again! Yah, for boob-macracy!

Every vote counts in Who’d You Rather. Don’t bother to actually vote. It’s a waste of time. (We kid!)

Leave it to the potheads to come up with clever political advertising.

Voted "Most Likely to Pull Some Silly Prank at High School Graduation"

Watch Justin Timberlake's new video "Sexy Back" and wonder whether or not he really has a sexy back. We vote no! Ew!