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Ladies: Please Take This Man's Virginity

By: LG Staff
November 13 2009, 9:10 AM

 

 

Introducing the lonliest man in the universe. His name is Edward A. Copernicus, and the last girlfriend he had was a special little female crayfish he found in the lake beside his parent's house. He courted her for weeks, and then he pulled out her legs one by one. Why? Because he's probably going to be a serial killer when he grows up and this is just what they do.

 

 

$14,000 worth of virginity

$14,000 worth of virginity

Some random guy is selling his entire lifetime of video game systems and cartridges for a whopping $14,000. Maybe with all that money he can finally see what a vagina looks like.

 

Metroid Prime

Metroid Prime

How many of you are making the "She can prime my Metroid anytime she wants" joke? Yeah, you enjoy that virginity.

 

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