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Suicidal South Park

Suicidal South Park

Life in South Park is hard. Just look at some of the residents and visitors who have attempted suicide. Of course, being South Park, not even a bullet to the head can stop some of these characters.

 
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Suicidal South Park

By: Quentin Compson
July 07 2011, 9:24 AM

Life in South Park is hard. Just look at some of the residents and visitors who have attempted suicide. Of course, being South Park, not even a bullet to the head can stop some of these characters.

 

 

Heroic Ninja

Heroic Ninja

Stops woman from committing suicide.

 
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Heroic Ninja

By: LG Staff
February 22 2011, 3:56 PM

Stops woman from committing suicide.

 

 

Tequila Suicide

Tequila Suicide

As if tequila isn't intense enough, already?!!?

 
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Tequila Suicide

By: LG Staff
September 22 2010, 12:07 PM

As if tequila isn't intense enough, already?!!?

 

 


Awhile ago we asked for all the ladies out there to take a man's virginity. Well, we need another favor. The man you see below is wearing a Super Mario Bros. sweater and her doesn't have a chance. If there is anyone out there who at least wants to hold his hand, let us know. We know that asking you take take his virginity is like asking you to murder a small puppy, but look at him. He's so....so virgin-4-life-ish. It's sad.


 

 

Holy crap, you guys. You want to show the girl (or guy!) you want to bang that you're interested in them? Write them a love letter - using Google Docs! It works, just watch this video! Because seriously, when we think of love letters, we're sooooo 2K9 that paper and pencil - or even regular ol' email -- doesn't even cross our minds. No, we're from the future! We write with tools from the future! We collaborate online! Just like this dude here, who from what we can tell is a total virgin! I mean, who wears turquoise shirts! Virgins, that's who!

 

 
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Modern Warfare: Rickroll

By: LG Staff
November 24 2009, 8:05 AM

 

Nerd Alert! Dork Alert! Virgin Alert! Whatever the hell you want to call it, we've got a news bulletin: Rickrolling is still popular, as proven by this video in which one nerd punks another nerd by replacing his Call of Duty: Modern Warfare disc with a disc full of Rick Astley. Oh gosh, how adorable.

 

 

Celebrity Slutsicles: Dancefloor Whores

Celebrity Slutsicles: Dancefloor Whores

Hollywood’s favorite sluts have gotten themselves into a heap of trouble again! This time in a dance club! Also, see how Paris Hilton reacts when she tries to become a virgin! The drama!

 

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes Sing "Candy Shop"

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes Sing

A parody of the hit 50 Cent song where Tom Cruise rolls into a candy shop to pick up the last remaining virgin in Hollywood : the young and innocent Katie Holmes.

 

Ironic Suicide

Ironic Suicide

Maybe I don't want to die... I am just going to call this number here and maybe someone will tell me how important and loved I am… oh… well…never mind.

 

This is NOT a vagina

This is NOT a vagina

This is actually art created from colored pencils, but we wanted to make sure the virgins didn't get excited.

 

Suicide Bomber Cat

Suicide Bomber Cat

Even their cats hate us for our freedom.

 

Control Trailer

Control Trailer

In theaters 10-19-07. A profile of Ian Curtis, the enigmatic singer of Joy Division whose personal, professional, and romantic troubles led him to commit suicide at the age of 23.

 

Ho Ho Ho, Orange Giant

Ho Ho Ho, Orange Giant

We are not quite sure if Bridgette Neilson is trying to strike a pose or frighten a small village into bringing her goods and virgins. Either way, this tranny is hideous.

 

Tetris Freak

Tetris Freak

Ladies and gentleman, we give you the Grand Master Virgin of Tetris.

 

Lindsay at 12

Lindsay at 12

The Long Island Firecrotch got an early start on the glamorous alcoholism train. I hope those cosmos are virgin!!

 

Suicide Socialite

Suicide Socialite

Paris Hilton constantly inspires art. That's why someone made a wax rendition of her in the middle of a suicide attempt. That won't get you out of prison, Paris!!

 

Simpsons Airplane

Simpsons Airplane

More fun than Virgin Air! (Just don't tell the pilot to eat your shorts.)