The decision to online date is not an easy one. You are quietly judged by your friends and family; the guy you get coffee from every morning looks at you with a sad face and sometimes -- only sometimes because dogs are fickle! - your dog just refuses to be around you anymore. Yet, everyone's doing it. Liquid Generation's Spanish Fly is here to teach you how to online date with successfull results, every time. Enjoy.
We would have done the same think If we weren't holding a cup of coffee. And if we weren't a pussy.
Bring back The Diesel and put this in the Fast and The Furious 4 and we might buy a ticket.
Can he also clone the girl who apparently does not mind living in squalor as long as he invents uselessly awesome gaming gadgets.
...or how America stoppped believing in democracy and started voting for the machines.
Sharon Stone looks like a raven-haired zombie, sucking the blood of small children out of a cleverly disguised coffee cup.
Have a cup of coffee with Vin Diesel and his band of cracked-out celebrity friends like Leonardo Di Caprio, Martin Scorsese, Julia Roberts and more!
Thanks to NetDisaster.com, you can spill coffee – or vomit, or have a UFO attack, or an act of God™ occur on any webpage you like!
We've secretly replaced Chris Farley's coffee for Columbian crystals. Let's see if he notices.
That's not expensive. Just the other day we had to chop off our collective penis for 1 gallon of Diesel. Our car doesn't even use diesel.
People think action movies have the worst dialogue ever written. We respectably disagree. Every word out of Vin Diesel’s mouth is gold.
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