Britney's secret to weight loss is apparently time travel which raises the very real possibility of an alternate 2003 being created where she never meets K-Fed.

Camera-Gate is not the Patriots' darkest secret, that title lies with locker room "servant" Pini Swissa.

Victoria let some of her pit boob escape it's cold and frigid prison. It looks like a sack of fat… Oh wait…

National Geographic's upcoming special is the most awesome news from them since we saw naked African women in their magazines back in the fourth grade.

In theaters 10-19-07. When an Egyptian terrorism suspect "disappears" on a flight from Africa to Washington DC, his American wife and a CIA analyst find themselves caught up in a struggle to secure his release from a secret detention facility somewhere outside the US.

In theaters 12-21-07. Treasure hunter Benjamin Franklin Gates (Cage) looks to discover the truth behind the assassination of Abraham Lincoln, by uncovering the mystery within the 18 pages missing from assassin John Wilkes Booth's diary.

Jessica Chobot, video game hottie/nerd, shows us all Korea's dirty little secret for getting clean. The soap knob.

It's no secret that Paris Hilton has extensions – in fact, she's got her own brand!

Robbers On High Street have been kicking around the New York rock scene for a number of years now, but if you ask us they’re going to be a household name after the release of their latest record, Grand Animals, due out on July 24th. So yeah this is a sneak peek into what the album has in store, and you heard it at Live at LG first!

Secret Squirrel is watching you!!

Victoria is only 15 and she's slept with 15 guys over 300 times! She want to have a baby and her mother can't stop her! Snap!

Victoria Beckham has finally learned to cover her nipples!

GQ goes behind the scenes at the Victoria's Secret fashion show to prove that it's not secretly a gay mag.

Vic Becks recently showed off her bullet nips, but there was something else going on with her outfit... then it hit me – Vagina Power lady!!

Britney Spears put on a secret show at the House of Blues San Diego last night, under the fake group name "The M&Ms." Apparently she lip-sync'd and gave a lap dance. But no one put money in her thong!

The Angry Leprechaun will surprise you as the secret killer in this spot-on parody of the "Zodiac" trailer. Oops, did we say it was a secret?

Victoria Beckham doesn't need to wear a bra over her massive implants. Here's proof.

The wax figures of Victoria Adams and David Beckham were recently draped in American flags to celebrate their recent move to the US. Yay, more big-tittied tarts and their super-studly metrosexual man=meat in L.A.!

The "Brief Safe" can secure your cash, documents, and other small valuables from inquisitive eyes and thieving hands, both at home and when you're traveling. These specially-designed briefs contain a fly-accessed 4" x 10" secret compartment with Velcro® closure and "special markings" on the lower rear portion. Even the most hardened burglar or most curious snoop will "skid" to a screeching halt as soon as they see them — wouldn't you?

We're pleased to tell you that Victoria Beckham is a 100% natural beauty.