Lohan's Old Hag Lumps

Lohan's Old Hag Lumps

Lindsay should be blamed for Miley's downfall, one look at the wrinkly brown leather mess that is her cleavage and everyone moved on to the next victim.

 

Untraceable Trailer

Untraceable Trailer

In theaters 1-25-08. FBI agent Jennifer Marsh is tasked with hunting down a serial killer who posts images of his victims on the Internet. As time runs out the cat and mouse chase becomes more personal.

 

Mummylicious!

Mummylicious!

This delicious mummy was found buried on farmland in eastern China. The farmer had thought he came across a recent murder victim, but the tests show the mummy to be much older.

 

Smoking Crab

Smoking Crab

Even crustaceans are victims of peer pressure.

 

Saw IV Trailer

Saw IV Trailer

In theaters 10-26-07. Jigsaw and his apprentice Amanda are dead. The genesis of Jigsaw's evil is unveiled, exposing the puppet master's true intentions and the sinister plan for his past, present and future victims.

 

Britney Don't Need No Makeup!

Britney Don't Need No Makeup!

Britney Spears proves that she can leave the house without looking like a Hurricane Katrina victim.

 

Little Baby Yoda

Little Baby Yoda

This horrified little baby is yet another victim of a knitting-needle wielding Star Wars fan.

 

Rapist Designer

Rapist Designer

Anand Jon Alexander is currently facing multiple felony counts of rape and sexual assault between October of 2004 and March 5, 2007, involving three alleged victims, the youngest a 15-year-old girl.

 

Jack Frost Rapes Shannon Elizabeth

Jack Frost Rapes Shannon Elizabeth

"Jack Frost" is an amazing B-movie horror flick from the 90s. Shannon Elizabeth played the sexy victim, and the snowman's carrot played her "boyfriend."

 

Celebrity Phone Tap: Vaughniston

Celebrity Phone Tap: Vaughniston

Under a veil of extreme secrecy we’ve begun tapping the phones of famous celebrities to find out how they really act out of the public eye. Our first victims: Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn!

 

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