Dear lord Michelle Marsh is running topless down the beach. If it were nearly any other woman on the planet, save Star Jones, it would be hot. But those "fun"-bags are like sacks of wet meat your step-dad is about to slug you with.

Lindsay finally realized that the paparazzo photographing her wasn't just a pervy tourist getting bikini babe shots. With that cowboy hat, though, she's perfectly incognito.

Lindsay puts the pedal to the metal at Venice Beach. Don't they have bikes in the 'bu?

Lindsay enjoy the sun at Venice beach when she went on a three-wheeling escape from rehab.

Lindsay took the day off from rehab to rollerblade with some gal pals on Venice Beach. Being healthy is sooo fun!

Jessica Biel posed in a bikini at the beach for GQ magazine. I like!

Jessica Alba is known for her beautiful beach bum, but did you know her nickname is Sandy Bottoms? True story.

Matthew McConaughey is an actor who gets paid to make out with bikini babes on the beach.

Jessica Alba has a great ass... and really knows how to wear a bikini!

I went to the beach over the weekend and saw this woman whose sunglasses I loved!

They say they're hanging out for their kids' benefit. I say they're screwing.

I'm sure there's a logical explanation for the reason why bikini-clad Kiki Drunskt is getting her nubs tweaked by her beach buddy. I just don't care.

The Daily Show goes in deep with their own version of the real REAL Laguna Beach.

Cameron Diaz and Drew Barrymore recently relaxed *a lot* on the beach, while passing a doobie between them. Shabba!

Jordan was spotted recently in large bikini top and not-so-large bump. Her belly's going to have to really work it if it wants attention away from her boobs!

Sienna Miller's sugar-nubs were spotted at the beach while she kissed her boyfriend. Sexy!

I don't know what they're trying to sell, but I'm buying it!

Sexy Alyssa at the beach.

Paris like the beach. She also likes flashing her slash at the paparazzi! Thank god it's covered this time.

Mena Suvari, the girl from American Beauty that DIDN'T have huge boobs, decided to got topless at the beach recently. But she put these Liquid Generation pasties on right before we took these photos.