Oh, look who got a new pair of boobs! And from the looks of it they fell right out of a gumball machine and onto her chest. Now we know Amy is rich, so why does it look like she has a cheap a boob job as that girl in high school who got addicted to crack, like, ten years later?

You'd think getting chips from a vending machine would be easy and safe. Nope.

George Lucas is always fond of replacing people with machines, sorry Mr. Williams.

Never put your trust in the hands of a teleprompter, machines are evil.

...or how America stoppped believing in democracy and started voting for the machines.

Who said music sucked in the 80s? It was a revolutionary time for fog machines and throat guitarists.

What the Presidential candidates plan to do about the impending war against the machines is what we'd like to know.

This picture was made for Perez Hilton's automated draw splooge around the mouth machine.

In theaters 1-18-08. Set in a separate storyline not related to the "Trailer Park Boys" Television show, but with the same lovable characters. The boys get arrested for robbing an ATM machine and spend 18 months in jail. When the get out, they decide to pull off "The Big Dirty" which is to steal a large amount of coins because they are untraceable and quit their life of crime forever.

A classic bit from Rowan Atkinson's stand-up routine reminds us all stand-up can be great in spite of what Dane Cook has done to the art.

What happens when you mix a cloning machine, religious taboo, and someone with too much time on their hands? Offensive Art. Enjoy!

Tom & Katie boogied their butts off at the Beckhams "Welcome to America" party – apparently the chicken dance makes Tom sweat!

This guy "hacked" a Coke machine with his cell phone, making it dispense quarters and free water – but then revealed his trick!

Paris & Nikki Hilton and Nicole Richie are seen here posing with Michael Jackson. Weirder still is the old man next to them with the oxygen machine.

Seriously, they have everthing in Japan. Tell me, what can't you but in a vending machine?

Britney Spears and Kevin Federline are divorced, but that doesn’t mean that can’t sing a duet together. This is for you old-school LG fans out there who remember our awesome celebrity karaokes.

I dunno if this kid is a midget or what, but he's one Indian ass-kicking machine!