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Another Useless Talent

Another Useless Talent

Talking backwards, is it really a talent?

 
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Another Useless Talent

By: LG Staff
January 30 2012, 9:01 AM

Talking backwards, is it really a talent?

 

 

Cat Catches Balls

Cat Catches Balls

It's a pretty useless talent, but I guess cats aren't known for the practicality.

 
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Cat Catches Ball

By: LG Staff
September 15 2010, 2:50 PM

It's a pretty useless talent, but I guess cats aren't known for the practicality.

 

 
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Ball Busting Vids Will Make You Impotent

By: Slippy Jenkins
November 09 2009, 3:31 PM

If God was so smart, why did he design male genetalia to be 1) as low as it is and 2) totally unprotected. He gave turtles a hardshell and that animal is just about useless if you ask me. Humans created space shuttles, heavy metal music and Maury Povich. They should be protected, especially the itsty bitsy parts of them that makes babies. Such poor design decisions, God. If Steve Jobs was your boss you'd be totally fired.

Today, as Nancy Pelosi was walking somewhere and being important, a reporter following her totally crashed his balls into something that was not a Femaie Baby Incubator. Here's that video, and some others featuring guys who might not be able to get an erection anymore.

 

Reporter takes a dive. Woops.

 

We feel that the Japanese dudes featured in this video actually LOVE being hit in the crotch.

 

This guy's balls actually flew up through his stomach and out of his mouth, but you can't see it due to YouTube's crappy video quality.

 

Finally, these guys are true friends.

 

 

Paris Belly Dances

Paris Belly Dances

Proposal, you know how England shipped all its convicts to Australia? Maybe we can ship all our useless celebs to Turkey.

 

New French Tank

New French Tank

The earlier models used helium causing it to fly away, now it's just useless.

 

Whose Tattoo 3

Whose Tattoo 3

If you can match these tattoos with which celebrity’s wearing them, well you’re just as useless in life as we are.

 

Useless Child

Useless Child

Good god, we have gotten so fat that our children are being born fat asses now. ABORT ABORT!

 

Believe in Airbrushing

Believe in Airbrushing

Britney Spears attempts to sell greedy consumers more useless crap, this time taking the form of her own perfume. We don't plan on speaking for everyone, but what woman wants to smell like Kevin Federline's crotch and Papst Blue Ribbon?

 

Doc Brown Lives!

Doc Brown Lives!

Who else but Dr. Emmett Brown would build such a complex and useless contraption in their home?

 

Real Life Halo 3 Warthog

Real Life Halo 3 Warthog

It's good to see that the guys at Bungie Studios are cashing their Halo 3 checks to build totally useless and awesome things like their own warthog.

 

Gemma Atkinson is a Doll

Gemma Atkinson is a Doll

What a clever photoshoot! A girl as useless as a Barbie, poses as a doll!

 

2006 Pop Culture Test

2006 Pop Culture Test

How much useless information did you retain this year? Put your 2006 know-how to the test in four different categories: music, movies, television and celebrities.

 

Cool Shoe

Cool Shoe

Makes the zipper in my KangaRoos look useless.

 

Walking MotorBike

Walking MotorBike

Those crazy Japanese have made another useless-but-entertaining gadget -- the motorbike that WALKS!

 

The Man Who Is Good A Changing Clothes

The Man Who Is Good A Changing Clothes

The Japanese are great at so many useless, kooky, awesome things (including porn). But this is not really that cool.

 

Hot Girl Plays Tetris

Hot Girl Plays Tetris

The Japanese are great at so many useless, kooky, awesome things (including porn). But this is not really that cool.