Cash Warren, you sir are the captain of the douche squad, K-Fed has nothing on you, you openly mock Jessica's pregnant body while the rest of us mourn what you ruined.

Celebrities are just like us, especially if you're a scary looking man dressed as a woman.

Take it from us, some things are better off left animated.

Lindsay Lohan got all nude on us for a photo shoot, and Philip Norris has a lot to say about it!

We show you a picture and you have to tell us whether it’s fake or the girl’s just slutty.

Paris Hilton is modeling for Fila, their first major endorsement since Grant Hill in 1995. She looks as confused as us.

Little do people know, there’s a little prince that cleans the earwax of US presidential candidates.

Whoose Boobs is the internet’s #1 celebrity boob game. We show you three boobs and you have to tell us who they belong to.

Bill Gates will spend his last day of work like everyone else, avoiding responsibility. He will also apparently spend it with more celebs than the rest of us.

We show you a slutty picture of a girl and you have to tell us whether she’s a porn star or pop star. Play it with the family!

The Dalorean is coming back on the market and who wouldn’t want to outfit their new car with a Flux Capacitor!? Oh yeah, us poor people.

Creepy and ominous. Let's all agree not to shower anymore. Oh… some of us apparently made that decision years ago.

The Japanese have created a robot that feels pain… they are going to be the creators of our robotic overlords.

Still looking for the section of the rulebook that says a college football player may not give an opponent "the business". If you find it let us know.

In America, we have learned to have children without the need to raise them. This board game will further allow us to watch reality while leaving the kids busy!

Is it just us, or does Christina Ricci look a lot like V.I.C.K.I from Small Wonder?

After months of China sending us all their ass backwards products, the US finally retaliated by sending over Paris Hilton, in a free container marked "Penis Enlargement Cream."

Even their cats hate us for our freedom.

Each of these LOTR characters was folded from one piece of paper. This further shames those of us who are unable to fold a paper airplane.

Whoose Boobs is the internet’s #1 celebrity boob game. We show you three boobs and you have to tell us who they belong to.