Cat vs. Dog

Cat vs. Dog

Probably the most adorable video on the internet. There's something about a kitten playing with a giant dog that makes us all warm and fuzzy on the inside.

 

Mario Does Stand-Up

Mario Does Stand-Up

We had no idea that Mario could deliver us a stand-up rountine through our Nintendo DS.

 

Software Crash on "Millionaire"

Software Crash on

Here's a computer glitch on the German "Who Wants to be a Millionaire" game. Where is the glitch that makes us win a million dollars?

 

Rap Del Payaso

Rap Del Payaso

We have no idea what this clown is saying, but it makes us want to go to Taco Bell.

 

The Trip Cost Calculator

The Trip Cost Calculator

If you’re planning your next road trip, you might want to use our Trip Cost Calculator to find out how much you’re going to spend on gas. Just tell us where you’re going – we’ll tell you much it’s all going to cost!

 

Bathroom Drunk

Bathroom Drunk

Who didn't tell us about the party in the bathroom!?!?!

 

Fatest Viking Ever

Fatest Viking Ever

For some reason this fat viking chick is really turning us on. Or maybe it's her sexy bicycle!?!

 

Jenna Jameson's Wack-a-Mole

Jenna Jameson's Wack-a-Mole

Check out this new "game" featuring porn star Jenna Jameson. It makes us want to buy Jenna Jameson porn.

 

Car Sex

Car Sex

We'd like to believe this was our car. And we'd like to believe that our girlfriend had those boobs. Ah, she's going to break up with us.

 

Four Glorious Boobs

Four Glorious Boobs

Please, tell us this picture isn't photoshoped. Please!

 

Sexy Japanese Girl In Bikini

Sexy Japanese Girl In Bikini

Sure the Japanese are weird, but they're also extremely sexy. We have no idea what's happening in this video, but it definetly makes us horny.

 

Helicopter Hair

Helicopter Hair

We want to know WHO did this girl's hair. Fantasic Sams and Boricks is so not doing it for us anymore.

 

Screaming Kid

Screaming Kid

We'd scream too if we thought John Travolta from Battlefield Earth was holding us.

 

Global Warming vs. Pirates

Global Warming vs. Pirates

We have no idea what this chart signifies, but it made us laugh anyway.

 

El Papazao: Douche Bag Remix

El Papazao: Douche Bag Remix

Kevin Federline will never stop amazing us with his douche-y-ness.

 

Token Power

Token Power

In this video, that guy from 24 teaches us about Token Power!

 

Mascot or McDonaldLand Citizen

Mascot or McDonaldLand Citizen

Smack us with a Big Mac. We get our baseball mascots and friends of Ronald McDonald mixed up ALL the time.

 

Sucktastic Music Trivia #2

Sucktastic Music Trivia #2

If this Music Trivia game will teach you anything, it's that you know nothing about music -- unless you're as smart as us. (Hint: You’re not!)

 

A World Without Star Jones

A World Without Star Jones

Star Jones almost died this week from getting a boob job. In this episode, Philip Norris ponders a world without this very fat lady who annoys the crap out of all of us.

 

St. Patrick's Day Ecard: A Good Looking Mommy

St. Patrick's Day Ecard: A Good Looking Mommy

The Angry Leprechaun sings us a quaint little ditty from his homeland. Make sure your mom doesn’t hear this one.

 

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