100% more Annoying or a 100% Fierce? We'd like to punch her in the face either way - in a total non-wife-beat-y sort of way!

Just put a meat bone in her hand and Sarah Jessica Parker looks just as sexy as Dee Snider in Twisted Sister. Here she is on the set of the new Sex & The City 2, during a flashback of sorts to the 80s, when she was uglier.

We show you a picture of a hotty with her friend whose face is covered. You have to guess if the friend is sexy or ugly!

Before you just pass this video up because it features an ugly, out of shape mom shaking her junk in a Spring Break bikini contest, let me just warn you - it's hilarious.

Have you ever wanted to get into a celebrity nightclub but were lame & ugly? Well, we’re going to show you how!

These quotes came out of the mouths of people who deserve to die because they are ugly.

We all know rock stars and actors got hot chicks, but athletes? Holy crap!

What did the guy say she looked like a man or something?

We countdown the Ugliest Wives in Hollywood so you don’t have to. Yes, we’re cruel, heartless bastards.

We can't even look at Megan Fox without thinking how much she'd vomit if she saw us naked.

If you get too famous, God curses you with ugly, stupid children. See if you can tell which celebrity parent gave life to this repulsive boy or girl.

Here's Bono totally not cheating on his wife with two 19-year-old hotties.

Look its Jim Carrey, America's favorite funny man of the 90s, being clever by wearing his wife's bathing suit because it's funny and not because he desperately craves the attention.

Is it possible to give her the Oscar for "Best Actress Who Made Oneself Ugly" now so we don't have listen to her all year about how "hard" this was.

In theaters 4-11-08. Tom Ludlow is a veteran LAPD cop who finds life difficult to navigate after the death of his wife. When evidence implicates him in the execution of a fellow officer, he is forced to go up against the cop culture he's been a part of his entire career, ultimately leading him to question the loyalties of everyone around him.

Contrary to popular believe, fugly people are also ugly on the inside.

At least Hilary Clinton could look at Lewinski and say she was a fat tramp.

A picture that is worth a thousand words maybe but definitely not worth your 9 bucks at the theater. How does Sarah Jessica Parker stay uglier than her clothes? It seems impossible.

In theaters 7-2-08. A hard-living superhero who has fallen out of favor with the public enters into a questionable relationship with the wife of the public relations professional who's trying to repair his image.

Dog the negro hunter's wife has some HUGE boobs. More like ICBMs… gross.