What did the guy say she looked like a man or something?

We countdown the Ugliest Wives in Hollywood so you don’t have to. Yes, we’re cruel, heartless bastards.

We can't even look at Megan Fox without thinking how much she'd vomit if she saw us naked.

If you get too famous, God curses you with ugly, stupid children. See if you can tell which celebrity parent gave life to this repulsive boy or girl.

Here's Bono totally not cheating on his wife with two 19-year-old hotties.

Look its Jim Carrey, America's favorite funny man of the 90s, being clever by wearing his wife's bathing suit because it's funny and not because he desperately craves the attention.

Is it possible to give her the Oscar for "Best Actress Who Made Oneself Ugly" now so we don't have listen to her all year about how "hard" this was.

In theaters 4-11-08. Tom Ludlow is a veteran LAPD cop who finds life difficult to navigate after the death of his wife. When evidence implicates him in the execution of a fellow officer, he is forced to go up against the cop culture he's been a part of his entire career, ultimately leading him to question the loyalties of everyone around him.

Contrary to popular believe, fugly people are also ugly on the inside.

At least Hilary Clinton could look at Lewinski and say she was a fat tramp.

A picture that is worth a thousand words maybe but definitely not worth your 9 bucks at the theater. How does Sarah Jessica Parker stay uglier than her clothes? It seems impossible.

In theaters 7-2-08. A hard-living superhero who has fallen out of favor with the public enters into a questionable relationship with the wife of the public relations professional who's trying to repair his image.

Dog the negro hunter's wife has some HUGE boobs. More like ICBMs… gross.

Madonna has an UGLY daughter. Don't care how young she is, kabbalah needs to teach the wonders of a tweezer and lip bleach.

Britney attempts to renew her drivers license and is forced to bring Dakota along. Ugly people work at the DMV.

Hundreds of average bands with ugly lead singers could be heard collectively saying, "why didn't we think of that?”

This is why swimming with dolphins is never a good idea. Just what the hell are you supposed to do when you find out your idiot wife signed you up for the wrong "experience"?

This poor guy tattooed his wife and kids on his back only to find out she was cheating on him with a younger man. Maybe you can cover with face up with a kick ass rose!

Ok so she isn't famous, but her husband is. If this woman gets any bigger her breasts are going to pop off. Great to have much naked fun time in America!

In theaters 10-12-07. On his sprawling country estate, an aging writer, Michael Caine, matches wits with the struggling actor, Jude Law, who has stolen his wife's heart.