We show you a picture of a hotty with her friend whose face is covered. You have to guess if the friend is sexy or ugly!

Before you just pass this video up because it features an ugly, out of shape mom shaking her junk in a Spring Break bikini contest, let me just warn you - it's hilarious.

Have you ever wanted to get into a celebrity nightclub but were lame & ugly? Well, we’re going to show you how!

These quotes came out of the mouths of people who deserve to die because they are ugly.

What did the guy say she looked like a man or something?

We countdown the Ugliest Wives in Hollywood so you don’t have to. Yes, we’re cruel, heartless bastards.

We can't even look at Megan Fox without thinking how much she'd vomit if she saw us naked.

If you get too famous, God curses you with ugly, stupid children. See if you can tell which celebrity parent gave life to this repulsive boy or girl.

Is it possible to give her the Oscar for "Best Actress Who Made Oneself Ugly" now so we don't have listen to her all year about how "hard" this was.

Contrary to popular believe, fugly people are also ugly on the inside.

A picture that is worth a thousand words maybe but definitely not worth your 9 bucks at the theater. How does Sarah Jessica Parker stay uglier than her clothes? It seems impossible.

Madonna has an UGLY daughter. Don't care how young she is, kabbalah needs to teach the wonders of a tweezer and lip bleach.

Britney attempts to renew her drivers license and is forced to bring Dakota along. Ugly people work at the DMV.

Hundreds of average bands with ugly lead singers could be heard collectively saying, "why didn't we think of that?”

"Man kid, your face looks so funny, I bet your mom is ugly as hell. I can hear my eyes blinking and I am friggin hungry. Give me that damned cake!"

If there ever was a home for an ugly modeling agency, its jolly ole England. No shortage on broken noses and ugly teeth there. Think Winehouse has a contract?

Unilever, Dove's parent company, also produces Slim-Fast and Ben & Jerry's. Which is it, fat is beautiful or ugly?

Seriously, if you are rich then you have no excuse looking ugly. You need to be perfect, that means having ALL of your teeth. We are looking at you Winehouse!

Hilary Duff has a hideous looking sister, but Haylie's friends take the cake. We are not sure if that’s a chick or Alf, but.. Ewwwww…

Wow, Amy Whinehouse was an UGLY kid, talk about Ugly Betty. Forget rehab, they should have sent you to Planned Parenthood, 8 years earlier.