Evangeline Lily used to do commercials for a phone-date hotline. It makes unemployed insomniac TV-addicts seem less... desperate. No, not really.

This TV anchor has the same disease that Michael Jackson "supposedly' has.

Take a step back in time when Run wasn't preaching on reality TV, back to a time when all he wanted was Mom's macaroni and cheese.

Just what Americans need, more reasons to sit on their ass and watch TV. Who wants cheese waffles!?

There's nothing that will get writers back to work quicker than the threat this possible "TV show" poses to the American psyche.

Its like a Mad TV sketch except its funny and unscripted.

Is Marie Osmond "dancing with an eating disorder" again? Or did all of the bright lights and Tom Bergeron's voice finally become too nauseating?

Britney tries to escape the set of Donald's new reality TV show with the help of a clever disguise and a wish… and a dream. Will she make it? Will you care?

Donald Trump unveils his new reality TV show and Dakota Fanning just may drop by to say hello. Sources say, no one will care.

A reality TV show in England had a kick off series premier when one of their more attractive female guests lifted up her arm and revealed her true identity. Paula Cole.

Danny Bonaduce Knocked out Johnny Fairplay at the FOX Reality TV awards. No one knows what started the brawl, but it was widely accepted that no one cared.

Today marks the 30th anniversary of when Fonzie "jumped the shark" and killed Happy Days. Hopefully the upcoming fall TV season has equally ridiculous surprises in store for us.

A genetically engineered Britney-Rosie Hybrid terrorized the Airwaves spewing hours of militant lesbian, anti-clothes wearing antics.

Brian and Stewie performed a song about the state of TV. This doesn't make up for having Seacrest host the show but its a start...

Tyra Banks has gone crazy. Either she has hired David LaChapelle for her new photo shoot or she is trying to bring back Alien Nation, the TV show.

It's really hard to decide which is more embarrassing. Falling down a flight of stairs in front of millions of TV viewers, or striking a bizarre resemblance to Sloth while doing so.

This guy is accused of beating up his 79 year old mother. However, his opinions on the local news are making him a hero on the internet.

This has two of the internet's favorite genres. "Person smacking face into floor" and "brief shot up the skirt of a pretty girl".

Crazy Japanese TV is always there to brighten your day. This guy bounces around like a real life Kirby.

Japanese TV is often dangerous, bizarre and borderline pervy; this is just plain *wrong*!!