PHOTOS
"Yo April! Splinter just escaped from… screw it. Who the hell shaved me like a dumb ass turtle? … and paint? Seriously?"
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10/10/2007
VIDEOS
The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles once made PSAs for kids. This one shows toddlers can avoid the temptations of marijuana cigarettes.
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7/24/2007
PHOTOS
Aren't they adorable? Aren't they?? C'mon, they're TURTLES!!!
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5/23/2007
VIDEOS
This cute little kitty has a turtle buddy that likes to play. You'd think it'd be no match, but, damn! Watch that turtle go! Adorable AND violent!!
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5/18/2007
PHOTOS
But still, the roller blade requires balance!
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1/19/2007
PHOTOS
Hey, Turtle, call my shell-phone, we'll talk!
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1/4/2007
PHOTOS
Vroom, vroom, little turtle. Vroom, vroom.
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12/7/2006
GAMES
Nature is full of beautiful color. Ignore it so you can play this stupid game.
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9/21/2006
GAMES
Don’t know what to get everybody for Christmas? Why don’t you take a look at our crappy shopping guide?
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12/16/2005
GAMES
Buy your tickets, get your candy, turn off your cellphones and stuff your face full of popping corn. It’s time to play the Movie Poster Game!
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9/24/2004