Attacks reporter.

Goes from sexy, to strange, to downright disturbing.

Goes after mailman.

Or not...

Next time I even consider deep-frying a turkey, I'm just going to watch these (far more qualified/competent) people fail in their attempt.

Nobody knows turkey like Martha Stewart, that's why we hired her to tell you all about it.

Watch these cooks get hot with some steamy turkey on turkey hardcore action.

It's Fat Friday again, where the LG Animators’ go out to lunch and consume the most amount of fat and calories as we possibly can. It’s all about getting hungry and attacking fast food joints. Maybe even get kicked out of a few because people hate our “Get Out or Pig Out,” Eat, Sleep, Draw” and “Love, Peace and Taco Grease” T-shirts. We like being cheesy, because we like cheese. In fact, this Friday I won't rest until I get my fix of cheese. The combination of turkey, cheese, fries and delicious Rottweiler has put me over the edge to eat!

Also! The LG store is back! Since we announced the LG store back in November, we have added even more sugar and more cholesterol. Now we have bags of bite size brownies, cookies, and Pixy Stix. They have raised our blood sugar level quickly, causing a cheap thrill sugar rush. Maybe they will keep us from going hungry for a couple weeks. We also got a new bottle of diet pills Zantrex, because bulimia and anorexia is just not cutting it.

Fat Friday Pro Tip: Just eat it! You're already fat!

Ah. It happens to the best of us, Jared. Diet Pro Tip: Don't put Twinkies in your 6-inch turkey sub.

See more pics of this former skinny fat dude here.

The weekend is hear and Thanksgiving is just around the corner. Maybe you should try learning how to cook a turkey before you embarass yourself in front of the family you hate.