It's an epic battle of two eternal foes.

Don't worry, after they dance it out, they hug it out and everything's okay.

Perez Hitlon got his ass beat by one of Will.i.Am's (ANNOYING NAME, DUDE!) people at the MuchMusic Awards this past weekend. Later The Mighty Gay One made a video about what happened, which is where this picture came from. It's fun to see this dude cry, right?

Get ready to watch the most contrived controversy ever! Bruno lands on Eminem's face!!! Oh the scandal!

The Keyboard Cat vs. Julie. Like the entire internet, all we want to know is who the hell is Julie?

We took the hottest Jens and pitted them against the hottest Angies throughout history to create the ultimate sexy Jens and Angies showdown!

Yeah, we think Barbie is a lot sexier than Mickey Mouse, too.

That is one seriously badass Rabbit. We wish we didn't murder ours when we were five. :(

Now that Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer are officially an item, it's time they talk on the phone.

Watch two of the world’s richest men fight to the death: Bill Gates and Donald TrumpBot!

You'd think getting chips from a vending machine would be easy and safe. Nope.

OJ Simpson is in trouble again and he needs some legal advice. Who to help, but the man who saved his life – his killer black glove!

Some politicians are very, very repetitive.

A nice little cat fight between two nobodies who are very jealous of each other. Our vote: Omarosa.

Another Windows vs. Mac comparison. Will everybody just stop making these comparisons and switch to a Mac already?

Who's a better Joker? Jack Nicholson's or Heath Ledger?

That's a very serious withdrawl.

In the game of life George Clooney is rarely a loser, this is the exception.

Kobe Bryant, the only professional athlete who chooses performance enhancing special effects over performance enhancing drugs.

DDR should settle every dispute.