Kobe Bryant, the only professional athlete who chooses performance enhancing special effects over performance enhancing drugs.

DDR should settle every dispute.

Some drunks just have remarkable timing.

...or how America stoppped believing in democracy and started voting for the machines.

Why so similar?

In what is most likely "the greatest athletic competition you never knew existed", Martin & Charlie Sheen play basketball against Michael Jordan way back in 1988.

Jack Lemon and Walter Matthau would be proud.

An even longer time ago, in a galaxy far, far away...

How does Gary Busey interact with a cute innocent girl? The same way he acts with everyone, like a crazed psychopath who might just be a genius.

Like to see her try to explain all that business about the Trade Federation vs the Galactic Senate.

Far more entertaining than a Mark Hoppus vs. Black Thought battle.

"I'm not a dude" is the new "don't tase me bro"?

Listen to what douche-baggery ensues when two Super Bowl quarterbacks talk to each other on the phone.

They'd both kick the Cloverfield monster's ass.

The owner adds one balloon every time his dog wants to eat.

"the manager grabbed a pot of hot french fry grease and launched it at them....the drag queens retaliated smacking [him] in the head with a wet floor sign."

Oddly enough, Brody looks better with the weird features. Albeit, not by much.

Land vs. Air, Army vs. Air Force, it is truly an epic battle.

The skateboard was outnumbered but ultimately prevailed against the defenseless blue orbs.

David Letterman sat down with Paris Hilton and asked her about the only thing he finds interesting in her career, jail time. The results are awkward and priceless.