Introducing our newest news game! We give you a crazy news headline, and you have to guess whether it's Total News or Total Lies. It's easy, but not as easy as your mom. Hey-oh!

100% more Annoying or a 100% Fierce? We'd like to punch her in the face either way - in a total non-wife-beat-y sort of way!

They can report death totals from war and brutal rape homicides with a straight face but zombies are more than a news anchor can handle.

For those of you who need help following this amazing song you loved to listen to back in the day when you were high on cocaine.

Nothing is funnier that literal versions of 80s videos.

If you're going to dress up as Spider-Man, make sure you're as tough as Spider-Man and not a total douchenozzle.

Next time you're feeling down, pop in this CD and feel like a total loser.

...pounds at Bally's Total Fitness!

Did you know babies are total idiots and have no idea lemons taste sour?

That Spartan armor isn't looking so tough now is it?

No one should ever be penalized for leaving the ice and completely leveling their opponent. If anything they should rewarded for making hockey watch able.

Quato, the talking fetus from Total Recall has FINALLY found new work! Thank God, watch him this fall on Fox, your home for quality entertainment.

Britney crashes her Benz cause she's a total "braniac" y'all.

Normal Person + Anonymity + Audience = Total F*¢kWad

Amazing 3D Transformers breakdancing video! It makes your Uncle Chuck's version of "the robot" look like total crap.

Mel faces Jail, New York faces heat, and Paris faces the press (and looks dumb). Philip Norris has the latest, and doesn’t have sex with boys!

CNN's Nancy Grace makes herself look like a total asshat when she jokes about the Duke Lacrosse Rape Scandal. You must see this.

If you’re always dropping your baby and your husband is a total douche bag, there’s only one man to call – The Manny! Join Britney Spears, Kevin Federline and the new man in her life, The Manny, in this new animated sitcom!

Once again, it's time for you to be a total douche bag and prank your friend with an LG Sabotage. This one will make them think their identity is stolen. Identity theft is hilarious!

Watch Kanye West make an argument for why he should win a Grammy Award. This guy is a total douche bag.