Is the funniest thing this baby has ever seen.

It takes a lot of strength to tear one's ass like that. We salute this lady.

Think Caroling is all innocent? Well watch these carolers really tear up the Christmas Season!

Her butt makes us want to cry happy tears just to know something like it exists in this horrible world.

Wipe you're tears away, my friends. He's finally gone.

This is a tear jerker...and a heart warmer. It's a remarkable phone call from a 12-yr-old boy to a Houston radio station.

In theaters 3-14-08. A family of New York City police officers is torn apart by a corruption scandal.

In theaters 11-21-07. "August Rush" tells the story of a charismatic young Irish guitarist (Jonathan Rhys Meyers) and a sheltered young cellist (Keri Russell) who have a chance encounter one magical night above New York's Washington Square, but are soon torn apart, leaving in their wake an infant, August Rush, orphaned by circumstance. Now performing on the streets of New York and cared for by a mysterious stranger (Robin Williams), August (Freddie Highmore) uses his remarkable musical talent to seek the parents from whom he was separated at birth.

Chairy, the loveable and slightly obese furniture from the Pee Wee Herman show, was found discarded a few months ago. It just goes to show you, human or furniture, no one likes a fat girl. Tear.

Milton Bradley was injured yesterday in one of the most embarassing ways possible. His own coach tossed him to the ground and tore his ACL.

It seems all that David Beckham can do on the field is injure himself. Again, he will be out for another 6 weeks due to a torn ligament. Robot Posh is pissed.

Microsoft is a pretty popular punching bag these days in i-culture. Luckily while apple fanboys make these videos, Bill can dry his tears in his sacks of money.

Professional skater Jake Browne tears some major track and then pulls off, an unheard of 720. Only to fly into the air and fall 50 feet to the ground. Ouch!

Nothing say "badass" like tearing your shirt off Hulkster-style when the roller coaster camera takes your picture.

Paris is getting hauled off *BACK* to Lynwood today! Are you ecstatic or sad?

You heard about her DUI, now see Nicole Ritchie drunkenly tear up the roads. LG was on the scene!

These guys tear it up around the library. I never knew cardboard could go so fast!