The Iceman wants to sell you a car from "The Danger Zone". He will do anything to beat Maverick's prices.

It's no secret that Paris Hilton has extensions – in fact, she's got her own brand!

Hello and welcome to whose boobs the only on-line game to hi-jack the top five stories of the Boob-itomi towers.

A semi truck fell right on top of a small car, and rescuers had to use a crane and the jaws of life to get to him. The most amazing part – he walks away!

Lindsay enjoy the sun at Venice beach when she went on a three-wheeling escape from rehab.

Secret Squirrel is watching you!!

The Ben Stiller Show easily predicted the extreme direction the over-the-top comedically action-packed "Die Hard" series might take if left to keep sequel-ing itself. Here's an oldie but a goodie.

America's Next Top Stripper is more like it!

What would happen if America's Next Top Model did an American Apparel photoshoot with AA's creepy mustachioed founder, Dov Charney? Well someone might DIE.

GQ goes behind the scenes at the Victoria's Secret fashion show to prove that it's not secretly a gay mag.

Britney Spears put on a secret show at the House of Blues San Diego last night, under the fake group name "The M&Ms." Apparently she lip-sync'd and gave a lap dance. But no one put money in her thong!

Sgt. Butterman, little hand says it’s time to play who’d you rather.

When you need to air out your crotch, clean off the top of your Red Bull can.

The Angry Leprechaun will surprise you as the secret killer in this spot-on parody of the "Zodiac" trailer. Oops, did we say it was a secret?

Jordan was spotted recently in large bikini top and not-so-large bump. Her belly's going to have to really work it if it wants attention away from her boobs!

America's Next Top Model is already tops in my pants! Er, I mean book!

The "Brief Safe" can secure your cash, documents, and other small valuables from inquisitive eyes and thieving hands, both at home and when you're traveling. These specially-designed briefs contain a fly-accessed 4" x 10" secret compartment with Velcro® closure and "special markings" on the lower rear portion. Even the most hardened burglar or most curious snoop will "skid" to a screeching halt as soon as they see them — wouldn't you?

Why do we love about George W. Bush so much? Because he's our most entertaining president!

Jim Carrey stars as the over-th-top lifeguard, to Will Ferrell's hot-tub-swimmer-in-trouble.

The Daily Show takes a deeper look at the secret danger behind the new energy drink "Cocaine."