Imagine dating this girl? Every time she laughed, a secret part of you would want her dead.

If I was in that car, I'd have thrown up.

Reminds me of that Sylvester Stallone movie 'Over The Top.' But without the sentiment.

Of Bill Gates.

Off the top of a hotel.

Has an ugly secret.

I'm surprised the secret service let the player get so close to Dub-Ya.

Imagine falling off the top of a mountain and living.

Remi Gaillard is a genius.

Most drugs aren't that sexy. Watching a hot chick in a white tank-top, swing a frying pan is sexy.

The road to professional sports is one of the most effective sociopath assembly lines in the world. Separated from their peers by talent as kids, pandered to as teenagers, and idolized as adults, today's college and professional athletes know that forgiveness is only one contrite press conference away. We keep track of their antisocial behavior and marvel at their sociopathleticism in the Sociopathlete Round-Up.

Sociopathlete: Sal Alosi, Strength and Conditioning Coach, New York Jets,
Former Linebacker, Hofstra
We learned today that Alosi has been suspended indefinitely (his suspension was previously scheduled to be up at the end of this season) when the Jets "found out" that he had ordered players to form a wall along the sidelines in order to impede Dolphins special teamer Nolan Carroll if he ventured out of bounds. Alosi stuck his leg out, tripped Carroll, and is now awaiting his sportsmanship award from Jets coach Rex Ryan. The other shoe may not have dropped in this case, since the notion of a strength coach taking it upon himself to order inactive players to interfere with punt coverage in an organized manner seems a bit far-fetched. If it came from above, or even from the top, this could place the entire Jets franchise in the pantheon of sociopathletics.

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