Tools

Tools

Just in case you didn't know how to be a tool...

 

Food Fight

Food Fight

For everyone who always thought Beef Stroganoff would be the ultimate tool of destruction in war.

 

Oscars Didn't Miss Jared Leto

Oscars Didn't Miss Jared Leto

This week Philip Norris explains why you have really bad taste in movies. BTW Jared Leto is a tool.

 

Toddling Tupac

Toddling Tupac

This is the highest pinnacle of parenting possible. Any of you Nancy boys who "love" and "care" for your child are just a bunch of tools.

 

The Viagra Defense

The Viagra Defense

What do you say when your 83 and arrested for soliciting a prostitute? Well you stash the blue pills and say your tool doesn't work anymore, that's what you do.

 

Satisfaction - Sexy Video

Satisfaction - Sexy Video

Push me, and just touch me, so I can get my Satisfaction. With power tools.

 

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