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Damn, the things this chick can do.
Sure! You think having big boobs is the life, but no. You would be very, very wrong. Take this lady, for example. She can't move from her bed, but that's not all! She's speaking in foreign tongues -- and the same with everyone else in this video! They've been cursed by the devil!
What's with courgars these days? They're either screaming out of your TV box or they're looking like complete idiots on the dance floor. And yes, but "idiots" we mean Katie Couric, and by "Katie Couric" we mean "why the hell are we partly turned on by these photos?" With the way our tongue is on the floor right now, you'd think every 70-year-old woman who drops her cootchie on the dance floor like this turns us on, but no. Just Katie Couric. We only have eyes for Katie Couric and those gams. THOSE GAMS.
We're gonna go shoot ourselves in the head right now, or you can do that for us. Whatevs.

She's coming for you. Run.

And here's the cootchie drop. Oh lawd.

Yeah, that's the face. It totally doesn't scream "I'M WASTED 4 DAYZZZZ" or anything. No, not at all.
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The Youngest Preacher in the world speaks in tongues and can turn water in apple sauce!
A man went to this week's monday night football game with some foam, a tongue, and a plan. Well played.
In a dark corner of a strip bar somewhere, Gene Simmons is eating his heart out.
You will be mesmerized by Tongue-Girl Freak! Brought to you by IraqTube (for some reason).
Misha had a full-on nip-slip when her tiny titty fell out of her frilly frock! Dang, that's a tongue-twister!
I love it when sexy news anchors have Freudian slips of the tongue. Especially when Shepard Smith won't let her forget it!
A hilarious slip-of-the-tongue from a news broadcast about a man climbing Mount Everest.
Watch LiquidGeneration's Monkey try to impersonate Colin Farrel only to make himself look like a complete douche bag.
You can either stick your tongue to a pole, or take this quiz about that holiday movie classic A Christmas Story.