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Someone really could have gotten us one of these for Christmas. Our ass is as flat as Lindsay Lohan's these days. Seriously. It's like somebody sucked all the lard out of it and filled it with year-old cottage cheese. It's disgusting. And potentially lethal.
Oh, you've heard of Family Guy right? Well, you should really sing-a-long to these songs, especially while you're at work or in the middle of class. It will make everyone know that you're totally into hating on deaf people, because who isn't?
She's wearing a unitard, she has an 80s perm, she's miming lazer blasts, and she is playing a completely tone deaf version of Star Wars!
What could possibly go wrong? We'll blindfold her and guide her with our voices. This is great unless she is deaf, dumb or both.