Suck My News Weekly: Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes Create Alien Baby

Suck My News Weekly: Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes Create Alien Baby

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.

 

Suck My News Weekly: Tom Cruise Goes Mental

Suck My News Weekly: Tom Cruise Goes Mental

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.

 

Suck My News Weekly: Tom Gives Katie Herpes

Suck My News Weekly: Tom Gives Katie Herpes

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.

 

Suck My News Weekly: Tom Cruise Likes Women. Not!

Suck My News Weekly: Tom Cruise Likes Women. Not!

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.

 

Stupid Movie Quiz: Tom Cruise

Stupid Movie Quiz: Tom Cruise

Tom Cruise is known for his devotion to Scientology, being crazy, having a baby with Katie Holmes, but did you know he also makes movies? It’s true! That’s why we devoted a whole Stupid Movie Quiz to this quackjob.

 

Whoose Boobs Week 24: Tom Waits Old Hag Edition

Whoose Boobs Week 24: Tom Waits Old Hag Edition

Whoose Boobs is the internet’s #1 celebrity boob game. We show you three boobs and you have to tell us who they belong to.

 

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