Uncle Tom's Toothpaste

Uncle Tom's Toothpaste

Wait a minute.. Who wants their teeth to get darker?

 

Marie Osmond Faints Live on TV

Marie Osmond Faints Live on TV

Is Marie Osmond "dancing with an eating disorder" again? Or did all of the bright lights and Tom Bergeron's voice finally become too nauseating?

 

Lions For Lambs Trailer

Lions For Lambs Trailer

In theaters 11-9-07. Robert Redford, Meryl Streep and Tom Cruise star in Lions For Lambs, a powerful and gripping story that digs behind the news, the politics and a nation divided to explore the human consequences of a complicated war.

 

Suri Cruise - 20 Years Later

Suri Cruise - 20 Years Later

Tom Cruise and Katie "Robot" Holmes have used the power of Xenu to fast forward time to see what their beautiful baby girl will look like. My eyes… my eyes.

 

The Gays are Flaming Mad

The Gays are Flaming Mad

A world-renowned gay bar caught fire this week. In typical fashion, the gays used it as en excuse to party and freak out the squares. Tom Cruise had no comment.

 

Tom Cruise is a Dancing Machine

Tom Cruise is a Dancing Machine

Tom & Katie boogied their butts off at the Beckhams "Welcome to America" party – apparently the chicken dance makes Tom sweat!

 

Chrisopher Blue - Such Love

Chrisopher Blue - Such Love

Chrisopher Blue has apparently been soaked in booze. Was he drunk during his session? No, BUT every review I have read about him compares his songs to Tom Waits and says he has “blues-soaked vocals.” I dunno about all that, but I do know this is one helluva performance. Watch it…now!

 

Tom Hanks is James Bond

Tom Hanks is James Bond

This movie trailer mash-up sets Tom Hanks as the world's greatest international spy!

 

Gerald Ford Dead Today

Gerald Ford Dead Today

Classic SNL skit where "Tom Brokaw" tapes possible outcomes if Gerald Ford were to die. I personally like the wild dogs attack.

 

Mission: Impossible to Work With

Mission: Impossible to Work With

Tom Cruise got fired, Israel is fired up, and Survivor is heating up… with racism! Philip Norris has the stories, unless he embarrasses himself trying to rap.

 

Escape from Scientology Land: Part 2

Escape from Scientology Land: Part 2

Here is Part 2 of our awesome game where you are kidnapped by the Church of Scientology and sent to their evil world headquarters in Scientology Land. This one’s called, “The Wrath of Tom Cruise.”

 

Tom Cruise Is White

Tom Cruise Is White

Watch Tom Cruise dance like a white man! Weeeeee!

 

What's In a Stupid Name?

What's In a Stupid Name?

What’s with Tom Cruise naming his Scientology baby Suri? How about Gwyneth Paltrow’s baby, Moses? Why do celebrities insist on naming their babies such stupid names?

 

Oprah Grills Cruise

Oprah Grills Cruise

A video mashup of Tom Cruise being smacked down by Oprah. Oh how we love us some mashups!

 

Suck My News Weekly: Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes Create Alien Baby

Suck My News Weekly: Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes Create Alien Baby

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.

 

Suck My News Weekly: Tom Cruise Goes Mental

Suck My News Weekly: Tom Cruise Goes Mental

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.

 

Suck My News Weekly: Tom Gives Katie Herpes

Suck My News Weekly: Tom Gives Katie Herpes

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.

 

Suck My News Weekly: Tom Cruise Likes Women. Not!

Suck My News Weekly: Tom Cruise Likes Women. Not!

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.

 

Stupid Movie Quiz: Tom Cruise

Stupid Movie Quiz: Tom Cruise

Tom Cruise is known for his devotion to Scientology, being crazy, having a baby with Katie Holmes, but did you know he also makes movies? It’s true! That’s why we devoted a whole Stupid Movie Quiz to this quackjob.

 

Whoose Boobs Week 24: Tom Waits Old Hag Edition

Whoose Boobs Week 24: Tom Waits Old Hag Edition

Whoose Boobs is the internet’s #1 celebrity boob game. We show you three boobs and you have to tell us who they belong to.

 

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