DAILY TOP 10
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Make a video game controller out of anything.
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FAT KONG
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News Girl Caught With Something Between Her Legs
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Crackhead at Funeral
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Slinky on a treadmill
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Wheel of Fortune Fail
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17-year-old Pistol Whips Her Mom For a Car
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Lindsay Lohan's Boob Song
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Sexy or Ugly Friend?
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Color Vision Deficiency
Views: 345
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Star Jones is Nicole Richie
Here's a question: Was Al Reynolds gay before he married Star? Or did he just turn gay? (See picture)
Hollywood's Drug Problem
Hollywood's Drug Problem. Bad for young jonesing starlets… good for Star Jones!
Tom Hanks is James Bond
This movie trailer mash-up sets Tom Hanks as the world's greatest international spy!
Gerald Ford Dead Today
Classic SNL skit where "Tom Brokaw" tapes possible outcomes if Gerald Ford were to die. I personally like the wild dogs attack.
Mission: Impossible to Work With
Tom Cruise got fired, Israel is fired up, and Survivor is heating up… with racism! Philip Norris has the stories, unless he embarrasses himself trying to rap.
Star Jones Has No Job
Star Jones wallows in self pity, Wacko Jacko moves to Europe and Jessica isn’t good enough for Dallas.
Escape from Scientology Land: Part 2
Here is Part 2 of our awesome game where you are kidnapped by the Church of Scientology and sent to their evil world headquarters in Scientology Land. This one’s called, “The Wrath of Tom Cruise.”
What's In a Stupid Name?
What’s with Tom Cruise naming his Scientology baby Suri? How about Gwyneth Paltrow’s baby, Moses? Why do celebrities insist on naming their babies such stupid names?
A World Without Star Jones
Star Jones almost died this week from getting a boob job. In this episode, Philip Norris ponders a world without this very fat lady who annoys the crap out of all of us.
Oprah Grills Cruise
A video mashup of Tom Cruise being smacked down by Oprah. Oh how we love us some mashups!
Suck My News Weekly: Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes Create Alien Baby
Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.
Suck My News Weekly: Tom Cruise Goes Mental
Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.
Suck My News Weekly: Tom Gives Katie Herpes
Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.
Suck My News Weekly: Tom Cruise Likes Women. Not!
Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.
Stupid Movie Quiz: Tom Cruise
Tom Cruise is known for his devotion to Scientology, being crazy, having a baby with Katie Holmes, but did you know he also makes movies? It’s true! That’s why we devoted a whole Stupid Movie Quiz to this quackjob.
Whoose Boobs Week 24: Tom Waits Old Hag Edition
Whoose Boobs is the internet’s #1 celebrity boob game. We show you three boobs and you have to tell us who they belong to.