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The Great Suri Search

The Great Suri Search

Is Suri Cruise an imaginary baby? Which game system is for racists? Which celebrity roof caught on fire? Philip Norris has the answers!

 

Escape from Scientology Land: Part 2

Escape from Scientology Land: Part 2

Here is Part 2 of our awesome game where you are kidnapped by the Church of Scientology and sent to their evil world headquarters in Scientology Land. This one’s called, “The Wrath of Tom Cruise.”

 

Tom Cruise Is White

Tom Cruise Is White

Watch Tom Cruise dance like a white man! Weeeeee!

 

What's In a Stupid Name?

What's In a Stupid Name?

What’s with Tom Cruise naming his Scientology baby Suri? How about Gwyneth Paltrow’s baby, Moses? Why do celebrities insist on naming their babies such stupid names?

 

David Spade Talks Suri

David Spade Talks Suri

How did Katie Holmes Cruise give birth to TomKitten? David Spade spills the beans.

 

Oprah Grills Cruise

Oprah Grills Cruise

A video mashup of Tom Cruise being smacked down by Oprah. Oh how we love us some mashups!

 

Suck My News Weekly: Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes Create Alien Baby

Suck My News Weekly: Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes Create Alien Baby

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.

 

Suck My News Weekly: Tom Cruise Goes Mental

Suck My News Weekly: Tom Cruise Goes Mental

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.

 

Suck My News Weekly: Tom Gives Katie Herpes

Suck My News Weekly: Tom Gives Katie Herpes

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.

 

Suck My News Weekly: Tom Cruise Likes Women. Not!

Suck My News Weekly: Tom Cruise Likes Women. Not!

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.

 

Stupid Movie Quiz: Tom Cruise

Stupid Movie Quiz: Tom Cruise

Tom Cruise is known for his devotion to Scientology, being crazy, having a baby with Katie Holmes, but did you know he also makes movies? It’s true! That’s why we devoted a whole Stupid Movie Quiz to this quackjob.

 

Whoose Boobs Week 24: Tom Waits Old Hag Edition

Whoose Boobs Week 24: Tom Waits Old Hag Edition

Whoose Boobs is the internet’s #1 celebrity boob game. We show you three boobs and you have to tell us who they belong to.