Nice job, scientists, way to kill a "living fossil" because of your sefish greed for information. Jerks.

This movie trailer mash-up sets Tom Hanks as the world's greatest international spy!

All I can say is, I feel bad for that bottle of Coke.

Classic SNL skit where "Tom Brokaw" tapes possible outcomes if Gerald Ford were to die. I personally like the wild dogs attack.

That folding chair is trying to kill itself right now.

Learn how to kill your wealthy, elderly husband with just a few seductive dance moves!

Kirstie wanted to show Oprah up by stripping down to her skivvies. I don't care how well Jenny Craig worked for her, she still makes me uncomfortable.

Tom Cruise got fired, Israel is fired up, and Survivor is heating up… with racism! Philip Norris has the stories, unless he embarrasses himself trying to rap.

Is Suri Cruise an imaginary baby? Which game system is for racists? Which celebrity roof caught on fire? Philip Norris has the answers!

Doesn't this puppy kinda look like James Bond?

Here is Part 2 of our awesome game where you are kidnapped by the Church of Scientology and sent to their evil world headquarters in Scientology Land. This one’s called, “The Wrath of Tom Cruise.”

Watch Tom Cruise dance like a white man! Weeeeee!

What’s with Tom Cruise naming his Scientology baby Suri? How about Gwyneth Paltrow’s baby, Moses? Why do celebrities insist on naming their babies such stupid names?

How did Katie Holmes Cruise give birth to TomKitten? David Spade spills the beans.

If The Sopranos has taught us anything, it’s that nothing is sexier than a rotund, serial killing mobster. That type of guy gets the chicks every time.

A video mashup of Tom Cruise being smacked down by Oprah. Oh how we love us some mashups!

This week Britney Spears almost kills her child, the world almost explodes, and other heartbreaking things that make you happy.

How does Kill Bill sound with Super Mario Bros. sounds? See for yourself, idiot.

Warning: Home Shopping Junk will kill you.

This week somebody kills Santa, Morgan Freeman stops racism, people search for Britney Spears on the internets and Kevin Federline drives a Ferrari. Not much going on.