If you're going to poke your girlfriend, it better be worth it for her. This isn't one of those times.

You really have to think before you post. Never forget that, fools.

If your baby is already dancing to Beyonce you've already succeeded as a parent.

Watching random people get hurt to touching music really makes our day. It's the perfect combination, like peanut butter and chocolate.

This kid is going to grow up to be such a baller.

Don't worry, I don't think anybody's talking to these uglies. Except that hot blonde. It's okay to talk to her.

But she wants to spit in your face first.

Summer is in full swing so make sure you know what every barbeque master needs to know – how to cook the perfect hamburger.

We've found pictures of all your favorite celebrities at the most horrible and embarrassing time of life: middle school. Can you see past the pimples and find your favorite (soon-to-be) celebrity?

In case you didn’t realize it already, the Osbourne Family is evil – do everything you can to stop them.

If you're going to show up at the Emmy's pregnant, I guess you might as well show up REALLY pregnant and just freak everybody out.

You’re a leader. The Chosen One. The boss. Amazing. You’re a hero – the awesome ones you see in all those kick-ass action movies. So we have to ask: Which movie hero are you?

Halle Berry denied she was pregnant again on the Jay Leno Show last night, putting to rest the rumors that her boobs were just big because she's having a kid. No, they're just naturally awesome like that.

Guys, don't be ashamed to buy the latest edition of Shape magazine. It's much easier to buy than Hustler.

Yes, she's one of our favorites. And yes, we don't know who that dude is standing next to her but we want to punch him in the face and steal Sophia away.

We totally would have thrown the girl over the railing. But that's just us.

Even though we would never be caught dead reading GQ Magazine (for fear that it will make us start dressing better!). But if they continue to populate that magazine with pictures like this, we'll get a lifetime subscription.

Here are some of the craziest people every to crash and awards ceremony. And yes, some of them are just as retarded as Kanye West.

Today is the day you look at butts and see who they belong to!

We show you a picture of a person or pig with tattoos and you have to guess which it is. Pigs are sexy!