It doesn't even make sense to hate Clooney these days because you will never topple his ability to score the greatest looking females on the planet. Just accept it and move on. We've been studying Buddhism, dudes. You can stare at Elisabetta Canalis forever if you want to. But for us, it's time to chillax. Later.

The Nintendo Wii has been out for how long now? Haven't we learned that if you're old and have a camera pointed at you, you should probably not being playing with the Wii? In these circumstances, you can never win.

If you have big boobs, you might need to put something between them that gives them support. It's a great, totally sexy idea! Not really!

We show you the picture of a girl's face and you have to guess whether she's a hotty or a big fat lady! It's hard. That's what she said!

We're not going to lie: this totally made us want to run to the bathroom, turn off the lights and hope to God nobody hears us.

We look and look and look at this photo but we have NO idea whether or not she has gut. Are we blind? Or do we just expect our bikini guts these days to be as flat as flat can be? We're picking up a Victoria Secret catalog to find out.

We show you a clips of some of the best action movies ever and you have to finish the line of dialog that got cut off!

Robots can do a lot of things, but there is one thing they can’t do – act! Watch as these robotic thespians try to struggle through a scene from Goodfellas.

Listen to the sound of famous people peeing, and then guess the famous movie it came from!

Both of these Battlestar beauties can be found in the latest Maxim magazine, which we guess is still around and trying to make you horny.

There are too many to list, but here is a global look at ten of the scariest movies, released outside of the U.S., in recent years.

These South Korean soccer fans have serious skills...they managed to do this, not by holding up cards, but with their clothing.

If you're going to get more alcohol, make sure your body can actually handle more alcohol.

Take the quiz to see if you're going to end up a drunken wreck like Amy Winehouse.

Help these famous cinematic porkers out by finishing their lines so they can get back to eating. They’ll eat you if you get the answer wrong.

There’s always someone who wants to ruin a party. Listen to these audio clips of classic movie party fouls, and try to guess where they’re from!

Mad Men star Christina Hendricks married someone this weekend. Not this guy though; he's just somebody with a cool mustache. Anyway, this picture should remind you that her new husband is probably the luckiest man alive. So is mustache man for standing next to her.

Do you remember that song you used to sing when you were a little kid about your boobs and butt and balls and how they all hang low? Well, we just rewrote it.

Check out Lindsay Lohan's bedroom. Just use your mouse to click around and snoop through her lesbian, alcoholic, drug infested room!

Yes, you can just call this rape if you want to.