It's the same old story: Boy polar bear likes girl polar bear (bear-ess). Polar bearess ain't so sure so, naturally, she strings him along, playing hard to get. Bear gets tired and thinks to himself, 'no bearess is worth all this nonsense. Dueces!'. Upon realizing what she's lost, polar bearess is convinced, in hind sight, that it was true love all along. But it's too late. Polar bear has found a skiing robot damsel in distress to admire.

Happy Holidays! Check it:

With aerosol deodorant and a lighter.

This baby is too cute to sleep, too tired to stay awake.

Can't even get off the bookshelf.

It's hard to tell if this cat is asleep or dead.

Don't Z-list celebrities ever get tired of showing us their panties?

At the Sturgis Bike Rally this year, one deer was tired of being upstaged. So he ran into traffic and jumped over a dude on a motorcycle.

Next time your car runs out of gas or your tire goes flat, screw AAA. Pull out your phone and dial a Mershaq.

Tired of irritating car alarms that no one pays attention to? The OrgasAlarm insures that you CAN'T ignore it!

This is a great toy for anyone who is just tired of Britney's dignity getting in the way of her fame.

Apparently Beyonce was tired of Tyra showing her up with her crappy wigs, so Miss Bootylicious got one at the Halloween store.

I wonder how many train conductors get tired of this guy's shtick?

Ah! So cute! Look at it's cute, furry gonads!