Total News or Total Lies?

Total News or Total Lies?

Introducing our newest news game! We give you a crazy news headline, and you have to guess whether it's Total News or Total Lies. It's easy, but not as easy as your mom. Hey-oh!

 

 

Yes, we're not going to lie. We're going to go see Twilight just like everybody else is. However, we're buying up the 50 seats surrounding us because we don't want to sit next to the people in the videos below. It's not that we find them so annoying, we just don't want to share our tissues with them!  (Just kidding! (j/k again!) (j/k!) (no really, j/k!)

The Nutty Madam

 

The Chubster Spazzes

Click here to see the rest...

 

Oh, damn. Hulk has a Twitter and he's been drinking (Jager? What exactly is Hulk's drink?). This is not going to end well. Someobody get MADD on the phone.

P.S. LiquidGeneration has a Twitter thang, too.

(via Bryan McKay)

 
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New Video: 10 Hilarious Family Guy Songs

By: Slippy Jenkins
November 12 2009, 9:04 AM

 

Oh, you've heard of Family Guy right? Well, you should really sing-a-long to these songs, especially while you're at work or in the middle of class. It will make everyone know that you're totally into hating on deaf people, because who isn't?

 
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President Obama Orders LiquidGeneration to Save The Children

By: Slippy Jenkins
November 10 2009, 3:29 PM

 

Excuse the dust around here, and all the little bugs and mispellings you're bound to find on our little corner on the internet. We're going to try something a little different today.

As part of President Obama's push to make more American teens read, he personally reached out to LiquidGeneration* to provide some word-based entertainment for you. Sure, you'll still see our award winning** animations and games, but you'll also see Words. Lots of them, as ordered by the Commander In Chief of the United States of America. So if you don't like it, don't be mad because we'll just ask Obama to bomb you. For the children. Because he wants them to learn how to read, through us.

Thank you for reading,

LiquidGeneration

P.S. - If you see anything you love or hate, we'd like to know about it. Just leave a comment below, or if you really want to make me upset and cry like a little girl, just shoot me a personal email: slippy@liquidgeneration.com.

 

*no he didn't

**Awards, as in the cookies our mothers give us each time we make fun of Lindsay Lohan. They hate her because she's one of those "fast girls." Their words.

 

 

 

Oh Hey, Jewel's Bikini

Oh Hey, Jewel's Bikini

Always thought she was hot; this just confirms it.

 

Amy Winehouse Has Fake Ones

Amy Winehouse Has Fake Ones

Oh, look who got a new pair of boobs! And from the looks of it they fell right out of a gumball machine and onto her chest. Now we know Amy is rich, so why does it look like she has a cheap a boob job as that girl in high school who got addicted to crack, like, ten years later?

 
 

R2D2 Is Asstacular

R2D2 Is Asstacular

If R2D2 really looked like we're pretty sure he could have killed Darth Vader is his ass-rays. Hey Oh!

 

What's Wrong Here?

What's Wrong Here?

Oh, that's perverted. (Once you see it you'll spit bricks!)

 

Blake Lively Is A School Girl

Blake Lively Is A School Girl

Oh, little puppy! Aren't you glad you're not Paris Hilton's? Oh, yes you are! Oh yes you are!

 

AVATAR Rips Off Only The Best

AVATAR Rips Off Only The Best

Oh, Mr. Cameron. You didn't just rip off Delgo, did you? (Psst! That's awesome! We secretly love that movie!"

 

Hermione Flashes Panties

Hermione Flashes Panties

After seeing her panties, Harry's potter exploded. Hey oh!

 

Eminem vs. Bruno

Eminem vs. Bruno

Get ready to watch the most contrived controversy ever! Bruno lands on Eminem's face!!! Oh the scandal!

 

Tila Tequila Is Preggers

Tila Tequila Is Preggers

Oh look! Our favorite non-celebrity announced she's pregnant on Twitter. Here's what her stomach is going to look like in a couple months, as imagined by our friends at Starcasm.com.

 

5 Most Awkward Kool-Aid Ads

5 Most Awkward Kool-Aid Ads

"Oh, Yeah", we think these would have made great Kool-Aid ads.

 

Barack Obama Might Hate Retarded People

Barack Obama Might Hate Retarded People

It's always hilarious when a sitting president makes fun of retarded people. Oh wait, not it isn't.

 

Guess The Celebrity Thong 5

Guess The Celebrity Thong 5

You guess who’s wearing the thong, hopefully you’re not wrong. Hey oh!!!

 

Katy Perry Might Be More Hot Than Annoying

Katy Perry Might Be More Hot Than Annoying

Oh Katy, you're just forcing us to want you really, really bad.

 

Adorable Little Nazi

Adorable Little Nazi

Oh, how can you accuse a face like that of committing genocide?

 

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