Far more entertaining than a Mark Hoppus vs. Black Thought battle.

Jack White is pissed he didn't think of this.

Do jazz hands and a bikini a video make? Spencer Pratt thinks so.

Since it has literally become unthinkable that people will ever feel sympathy and "Leave Britney Alone", think of the poor dog that has to live through this.

Mr. Cruise is really very articulate in explaining his "religion" that every one else thinks is just an expensive SCI-FI Cult-RPG.

Never thought you'd see a 535 pound "dingleberry" on national television did you?

On second thought… I changed my mind, tattoo faced husband.

A woman gave birth in a train toilet in China and the baby got lodged in the pipe. She later said " I just thought I had to poop"… China…

How long do you think he and his friends giggled like schoolgirls saying "Are you gonna do it? really? you're gonna do it? OMG OMG"

There is something sexual about a man in a nice pair of pumps. Am I the only one who thinks so?

Stupid mother nature, always screwing things up. Lets just build the house AROUND the dumb tree and that'll show them whose boss!

This delicious mummy was found buried on farmland in eastern China. The farmer had thought he came across a recent murder victim, but the tests show the mummy to be much older.

How many of you that voted for him, still think you made the best choice? Wait… are those robot legs!!? AWESOME!

Most of the middle east is hot, dull and colorless. What makes you think a terrorist would suddenly jump ship and start decorating things with pretty lights?

Building a bridge over a river bed, because you think you're the man? Well Nature came up and just crap slapped you. Sit your ass down!

Hundreds of average bands with ugly lead singers could be heard collectively saying, "why didn't we think of that?”

Although repulsive in nature, some folks think the birth process is beautiful. Notice the fake pubic mound? .. And pass.

The thought of eating an entire black woman is something that only Kanye West could enjoy. Fatties however, love the idea that she is made of cake.

Three-way anyone? Yeah, we didn't think so.

If there ever was a home for an ugly modeling agency, its jolly ole England. No shortage on broken noses and ugly teeth there. Think Winehouse has a contract?