Scientologist Boobs

Scientologist Boobs

These boobs are a Thetan level IV. Don’t look into their nipples or they’ll destroy you.

 

Travolta's Magic Hair

Travolta's Magic Hair

John Travolta is blessed by the power of Xenu. His magical thetans can transform him from "G.I Jane" to "Movie Flop" instantly.

 

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